Ahoy! Matey Tom Brady sets sail for the broadcast seas, ready to regale us with his swashbucklin’ debut!
2024-09-08
Arrr, mateys! Tom Brady’s treacherous voyage to the broadcast crow's nest be comin' to a grand finale this Sunday! The Dallas scallywags and Cleveland landlubbers be settin’ sail, and the ol' captain be ready to gab like a parrot! Anchors aweigh for a jolly good time!
Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis been a long 19 months since the mighty Tom Brady, seven-time conqueror of the Super Bowls, declared he’d hang up his boots fer good. But hark! This very day, the legendary buccaneer of the gridiron makes his grand debut in the broadcast seas, teaming up with the fine captain Kevin Burkhardt fer "America's Game of the Week!"The Cleveland Browns be settin' sail against the swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys, and all eyes be on this spectacle. Brady, once a fearsome warrior of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, hath prepared fer this moment like a true pirate sharpens his cutlass. Fox’s very own chief of the ship, Lachlan Murdoch, declared back in 2022 that Brady would join the crew of announcers once the dust settled on his illustrious career.
With a heart full of excitement and a pinch o' anxiety, Brady be ready to navigate the treacherous waters of sports commentary. He’s been training harder than a deckhand scrubbin’ the mainmast, even sittin' in a production truck to learn the ropes. But worry not, he vows to take the high road in his critiques, avoidin’ phrases like "that be horrible!" lest he ruffle some feathers. So, hoist the sails and prepare fer kick off at 4:25 p.m. Eastern, fer a fresh chapter in the legend of Tom Brady!