Arrr! Cornel West be sailin' onto Virginia's ballot, after the state's course be swabbed clean, matey!
2024-09-08
Arrr! Independent scallywag Cornel West be no longer marooned! The Virginia crew done changed their minds, lettin' him and his matey Melina Abdullah sail onto the ballot this November. Aye, they be reconsiderin’ quicker than a crab scuttlin’ away from a hungry shark!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale both merry and strange from the shores of Virginia! Independent swashbuckler Cornel West, a fine matey, was once cast aside like a ship with a hole in its hull, barred from the presidential ballot. But lo and behold! On a fateful Friday, the winds o’ fortune did change!With quills a-dancin' and ink a-flowin’, the fine folk at the Virginia Department of Elections took a gander at their earlier decision. “Nay!” they cried, “we’ve reconsidered yar fate!” And just like that, our brave captain Cornel and his trusty first mate, Melina Abdullah, be set to sail into the November elections!
So hoist the colors high and prepare the rum, for the political seas be gettin’ choppy! Aye, the good ship West be makin’ her way to the ballot, and all hands be called to the deck! Let it be known, me hearties, that this tale of redemption be a jolly reminder that even in the tempest, a true pirate finds his way. Now, let’s raise a tankard and toast to the wild winds of democracy, savvy?