Arrr! Trump be sayin' that Bragg's case be as lifeless as a barnacle-covered boot!
2024-09-07
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' sea captain Trump be chattin' with Fox News, claimin' he be as innocent as a parrot! He be sayin' the judge's delay be as pointless as a leaky barrel. Mark yer maps, for the next trial be set fer the 26th of November! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! It be a tale of a scallywag named Trump, who be wrangling with Judge Juan Merchan in the courts of New York, where the winds be blowin’ foul for him. The good judge, in his infinite wisdom, hath decided to give the ol’ sea dog a bit o’ respite, pushin’ the sentencing back till after the grand Election Day festivities, set for November. Aye, the new date be marked on the calendar as the 26th of that month, when the tides of fate shall be a’turnin’ once more.In a parley with Fox News Digital, our buccaneer Trump declared with a swagger that he “did nothing wrong.” Aye, he be claimin’ the whole affair ought to be as dead as a davy jones’ locker fish! With a glint in his eye and a belly full of bravado, he scuttled forth his thoughts, as if to say, “Nay, the charges be but a mirage on the horizon!”
So there ye have it, mateys! The saga continues on the high seas of politics, where the winds be ever changin’, and this here pirate be fightin’ tooth and nail to keep his ship afloat. Raise a tankard to the adventures ahead—may the best rogue win!