Arrr, Dak Prescott and them Cowboys be makin' a grand pact 'fore the cannons fire! Reports be sayin' it's legendary!
2024-09-08
Arrr, matey! Word be blowin' ‘round that Dak Prescott, the famed captain of the Cowboys, struck a mighty deal! A treasure chest o' gold so grand, he be the richest scallywag in NFL lore! Avast, let the rum flow for this buccaneer of the ball!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Dak Prescott, the doughty quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys! On a fine Sunday morn, before he even set foot on the battleground against them Cleveland Browns, Dak struck gold, agreein' to a four-year treasure trove of a contract worth a whopping $240 million! Aye, he be the highest-paid scallywag in NFL history, with 60 million doubloons comin' his way!Reports say he’s got $231 million all wrapped in guarantees, makin' him richer than a pirate’s chest o’ gold! Yet, Prescott be sayin' he plays not for the shiny coins, but for the camaraderie of his crew in the locker room. “Aye, it’s about the brotherhood,” he declared, while secretly smirkin' at the fortune that comes with the game he adores.
Just before the seas of the 2024 season set sail, ol’ Jerry Jones worked his magic, and the deal be struck! This lad took the helm when Tony Romo was washed ashore, leadin’ the Cowboys to glory and earnin' accolades aplenty—like bein' the runner-up for NFL MVP with 36 touchdowns last year! Now, with a bounty like that, who wouldn’t be smilin’ like a cat with cream? Yarrr!