The Booty Report

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"Yonder Hamas scallywag met Davy Jones after a cannonball's kiss at his Gaza abode! Arrr, what a way to go!"

2024-09-08

Avast, me hearties! Word be blowin’ ‘round that a scallywag named Col. Mohammed Mursi met his maker in an Israeli cannon blast, right at his home in Jabaliya. Alas, three kin also joined him on Davy Jones' locker! The Israeli lads be keepin’ mum on the matter. Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the stormy seas of Gaza! Our tale be of one Col. Mohammed Mursi, a deputy head of internal security, who met his unceremonious end in a rather explosive manner, courtesy of the Israeli airship cannons!

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