Arrr! A scallywag’s tale of love and loot be brewin’, as the Kickstarter treasure’s doubled, matey!
2024-09-08
Arrr, matey! Behold me wondrous blade that doth whisk ye away like a seagull on a zephyr! A teleportin' sword, it is—slice yer foe and poof! Ye be off to far-off lands, leavin' 'em scratchin' their heads in confusion. A true treasure for any scallywag!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ear, fer I be regalin’ ye with the tale of a most extraordinary blade—the teleportin’ sword, aye! This be no ordinary cutlass, mind ye. Nay, it be a magical piece of steel that allows ye to skedaddle from one spot to another faster than a rabbit bein’ chased by a hungry sea dog!