The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! This Monday’s gossip: the judge be takin’ a nap, delayin’ Trump’s walkin’ the plank!

2024-09-08

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis the lasses of the countryside in the land o' China, battlin' like fierce swashbucklers for their rightful plots o' land! Aye, they be claimin’ their treasures whilst hoistin’ the Jolly Roger of justice! Yarrr, what a ruckus 'tis!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of fierce lasses from the far shores of China, who be battlin’ for their rightful claim to the land! Aye, these rural wenches, with spirits as wild as the seven seas, be takin’ on mighty foes, like greedy land barons and crafty bureaucrats, who think they can swindle ‘em outta their precious plots!

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