The Booty Report

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Arrr, those scallywag MAGA swabs be only to blame fer fallin' fer ol' Vlad's trickery, savvy?

2024-09-08

Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! The likes of Rubin, Johnson, and Pool be havin' legions of scallywags followin' 'em on the YouTube seas! They be claimin' the Russian meddlin' be naught but a tall tale! But lo! They be swimmin' in gold with a sneaky crew of Russian buccaneers! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' three scallywags known as Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson, and Tim Pool. These landlubbers be sportin’ a grand following on the treacherous seas of YouTube, spoutin’ tales that the whispers o’ Russian meddlin’ in the 2016 electoral waters be nothin' but a hoax, arr! Aye, they be swayed by the siren call o' the Trumpist winds, but it don’t end there, me hearties!

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