Arrr! A scallywag from Heaven 17 be tellin’ Rockstar to "go plunder yerself" over a meager $7,500!
2024-09-08
Arrr, matey! Cast yer gaze away from the siren’s song and the glimmerin’ treasure! For this be a tale of strong wills and empty bellies. Temptation be a slippery fish, but I be a mindful sea dog, resistin’ the lure like a parrot to a pirate’s shoulder! Avast!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag who found himself in a pickle, a tale of temptation so nefarious it could make Davy Jones himself smirk! Our matey, let’s call him Barnacle Bill, sailed the seven seas, ever on the hunt for treasure and rum. But alas, one fateful day, he stumbled upon a cursed chest of gold, glimmerin' like a siren’s call.