The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Clean yer rags without makin' Davy Jones' locker overflow—use the ocean, not the devil's suds!"

2024-09-09

Arrr, matey! Beware the foamy bilge that swirls down the gullet o’ the drain, for it be a scourge to sea critters! Fear not, for we’ve treasures o’ tips to scrub yer rags whilst keepin’ nature shipshape! Avast, let’s be savin’ the briny deep!

"Arrr, matey! Clean yer rags without makin' Davy Jones' locker overflow—use the ocean, not the devil's suds!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin about them suds that be slippin' down the drain like a sneaky sea serpent! Aye, these foamy foes be causin' trouble fer the critters of the deep blue! So, lend me yer ear, or I'll be takin' it as me own!

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