Aye, mateys! A landlubber’s tossin' a billion doubloons to sink th' liberal ship o' America, arrr!
2024-09-09
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Leonard Leo be settin’ sail with a treasure chest of a billion doubloons, aim’n to keelhaul liberal scallywags from the corporate seas to the newsy brine! He be ready to unleash the Marble Freedom Trust upon them, fer a jolly good tussle!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin’ the salty tale of one Leonard Leo, a scallywag on a quest to plunder the very foundations o’ liberalism 'cross the seven seas o’ corporate America! This landlubber be leadin' a grand armada, brandishin' a treasure chest filled with a cool billion doubloons, all in the name o’ crushin’ the liberal scum that dare tread upon the shores of the news and entertainment realms.In a rare parley, this crafty buccaneer, the mastermind behind the rightward sails of the Supreme Court under the watch of Captain Trump, revealed the grand plans o’ his band o’ misfits known as the Marble Freedom Trust. Aye, they be settin’ their sights not just on the gub'ment, but on the very heart o’ the private sector! With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, Leo declared, “We be needin' to crush liberal dominance where it’s entrenched!” So hoist the sails, me hearties, fer this be the dawn o' a new age o’ swashbucklin' in the land of liberty, where conservatives be takin’ the helm and chartin’ a course fer a corporate treasure trove devoid of liberal influence!