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Arrr! The House of Foreign Affairs be spillin' the beans on Afghanistan, savvy? A hearty report fit for treasure!

2024-09-09

Arrr, me hearties! The Foreign Affairs crew be spillin' the beans on a mighty long scroll regardin' the U.S. troop shindig in Afghanistan! They be pointin' fingers at Captain Biden, sayin' he dithered like a landlubber while the ship sank. Aye, chaos be the name of the game!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer the House Foreign Affairs Committee be spillin' the beans on the ruckus that was the 2021 retreat of U.S. troops from the land of sand and dust, known as Afghanistan. With a hefty tome of 354 pages, they be layin' bare the follies o' the Biden crew after three long years of snoopin' about like a scallywag on a treasure hunt!

Now, ye might be wonderin', why should ye care, ye landlubbers? Well, this report, bein' penned by the Republican scallywags, aims their cannons at the Biden administration, claimin' their wobbly knees and lack o' haste to evacuate folks caught in the crossfire put good ol' American souls in murky waters. The committee be hollerin' that the crew aboard the good ship Biden should’ve heeded the warning bells clanging louder than a ship's bell in a storm!

So, as the tides of political blame wash over our shores, we can only chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Aye, it be a fine mess they’ve made, and this report be just the compass pointin' to who gets the blame. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and let’s toast to the grand adventure of political shenanigans on the high seas o' governance!

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