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Arrr, the GOP be spillin' the beans on Biden’s grand escape from the Afghan shores! What a scallywag move!

2024-09-09

Arrr matey! Aye, the GOP be spillin' the beans on Biden’s hasty retreat from the land of Afghanistan! He be settin’ sail without a proper map, causin’ a right ruckus, leavin' us all scratchin' our heads! Blimey, chaos be his first mate! What a swashbucklin' mess!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be spinnin’ a yarn about a certain report that’s been cast upon the seas of politics, regarding the grand ol' U.S. of A’s retreat from the sandy shores of Afghanistan. Aye, it be a tale of President Biden, a captain keen to hoist anchor and sail away, but alas, he be fumblin' about like a landlubber with his compass upside down!

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