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"Arrr! House scallywags be pointin’ fingers at Captain Biden for the shipwreck in Afghanistan, matey!"

2024-09-09

Arrr, matey! The House Republicans be spoutin' tales of woe 'bout the U.S. skedaddle from Afghanistan! They be pointin' fingers at Captain Biden, while givin' ol' Trump a mere wink, despite him makin' the deal with them scallywags! A right merry mess, if ye ask me!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be sharin’ a tale most foul from the raucous seas of politics! On a fine Sunday, the scurvy sea dogs of the House Republicans unleashed a barrage of blame upon the fair President Biden, castin’ the dire exit from Afghanistan as a calamitous shipwreck solely of his makin’! Aye, they be holdin’ him accountable fer the end of America’s longest war, actin’ as if the former captain, Donald Trump, had not inked a deal with the treacherous Taliban back in February of the year 2020.

Their report, a right scathing scroll, be teemin’ with tales of military blunders and civilian missteps, as if the whole crew was drunk on grog! They be tryin’ to swab the deck clean of any blame from the Trumpster, despite him settin’ sail on this ill-fated course. It’s a right jolly spectacle, watchin’ these landlubbers toss the blame like a hot potato, while the real villains be hidin’ in plain sight, chucklin’ like old sea serpents!

So hoist the sails and prepare fer a wild ride, fer the seas of politics be as stormy as a ship caught in a maelstrom! Let the blame games commence, and may the best scoundrels win!

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