"Arrr! A second Trump reign has the UN quakin’ in their boots, says a scallywag caught on the spyglass!"
2024-09-08
Arrr, in his maiden voyage as the Captain o' the land, President Trump swabbed the deck with the UN scallywags, givin' 'em a jolly good thrashin' for their anti-America shenanigans. No nonsense, just straight to the treasure, savvy?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the United Nations and a scallywag named Trump! A covert video hath surfaced, revealin' a U.N. legal buccaneer admitting that the world body quakes at the thought of Trump settin' sail for a second term. "Blimey! The U.N. may not survive!" he be sayin' whilst munchin' on a biscuit. A podcast crew caught him red-handed, spillin' the beans on their fear of our orange captain!Now, during his first voyage as captain, Trump was no friend to the U.N. pirate ship, cuttin' off their booty, especially for the UNRWA, which be tied to some nefarious dealings with Hamas. He’d abandoned a fleet of U.N. agencies, callin' them cesspools of corruption. But lo and behold, Biden be quick to hoist the sails back up for many of those scurvy organizations after Trump sailed off!
A senior matey from Congress declared that if Trump reclaims the ship, he'll be battlin' the U.N. like a true sea dog, tossin' out anti-American policies and protectin' the good ol' U.S. of A. So, me hearties, as the U.N. prepares to host its annual gathering of the world’s most dastardly villains, I reckon the seas be gettin' choppy for them! Arrr!