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Arrr! Kate, the fair Princess of Wales, hath bested the devil’s brew! Chemotherapy be vanquished, aye!

2024-09-09

Avast, me hearties! In a moving picture, fair Catherine be sayin’ she’ll hoist the sails on her duties anew—yarrr, a fine turn indeed! But lo! A storm of questions still brews ‘bout her health and how she’s bein’ tended to, arr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair Catherine, who be makin' waves like a tempest on the high seas! Aye, she took to the magic box and proclaimed she’d be returnin’ to her duties, a tidin’ as bright as a chest o’ gold doubloons! Aye, it be a positive turn o’ events, but hold yer horses! Many a question still be lingerin’ like a pesky barnacle on the hull.

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