The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! A mighty clash o’ vessels claimed 59 landlubbers in Nigeria’s rough seas—what a foolish fate, arrr!"

2024-09-09

Arrr, matey! That scallywag crash be but another calamity showin’ that the cobblestones o’ Africa be fit fer Davy Jones himself! Aye, these treacherous paths be claimin’ more souls than a rum-fueled brawl in the tavern! Beware, or ye might find yerself swimmin' with the fishes!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer a tale of woe from the treacherous lands of Africa! A foul mishap on the roads hath caused quite the ruckus, fer it be the latest calamity to show that these narrow paths be fraught with danger, aye! Roads that be more perilous than a ship sailin' through a stormy sea, they be!

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