The Booty Report

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Arrr, that scallywag Brown be makin' jests 'bout Swift, Mahomes, an' Kelce—like a parrot squawkin' at landlubbers!

2024-09-09

Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Antonio Brown be throwin' shade at fair maid Taylor Swift, the lass Mahomes, and that scallywag Kelce, all while they be spectatin' the grand U.S. Open! Aye, the sea be full of jests and jibes!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' digital scallywags! Our matey, the former NFL buccaneer, Antonio Brown, be stirrin' the pot on the social sea, gettin' caught up in the tempest 'round Brittany Mahomes and her rendezvous with the fair Taylor Swift and the dashing Travis Kelce! Aye, they be spottin' together at the U.S. Open, watchin' Jannik Sinner claim victory like a true captain o' the tennis court.

But lo, it seems the winds have shifted! Brittany, who be sailin' close to controversy for likin' a post from the infamous Trump, be causin' quite the uproar on the high seas o' social media. Brown, with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, dropped a cheeky jibe about “White People for Trump,” causin' the crew to cackle and gasp! Brittany, undeterred, fired back at the haters, claimin' that if ye be a hater as a grown scallywag, ye best be fixin' yer own barnacles first!

And just when ye thought the tide had calmed, Trump himself thanked her, callin' her a “beautiful” defender of his endeavors! But fear not, for the friendship between our lassies might still sail smooth, even if the stormy seas of social media threaten to tear 'em asunder. Aye, let the hullabaloo roll on, fer it be but a jest upon the waves!

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