Arrr! Springfield matey be spoutin’ tales of Haitians munchin’ on park ducks—decapitatin' and feasting, no less! Avast, Ohio!
2024-09-09
Arrr! A scallywag from Springfield, Ohio, be spoutin' tall tales o' Haitian swabs loppin' off the noggins of ducks in the town's parks and feasting on 'em! Aye, what a ruckus fer a quacker dinner, me hearties!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round the tavern and lend me yer ears, for I be havin’ a tale as wild as the seven seas! In the fair land of Springfield, Ohio, where the grass be green and the folks be quirky, a scallywag has raised the jolly Roger, claimin’ that some Haitian adventurers be causin’ a ruckus in the parks! Aye, ye heard me right—decapitatin’ ducks as if they be no more than a pile o’ treasure!