Arrr! Keep yer spyglass keen on the swashbucklin' primaries o' New Hampshire, Delaware, and Rhode Island, matey!
2024-09-09
Ahoy, ye landlubbers of New Hampshire, Delaware, and Rhode Island! On the morrow, ye’ll be settin’ sail to the polls, choosin’ ye favorites for the grand gubernatorial showdown! Keep yer eyes peeled for the spirited duel ‘twixt Maggie Goodlander and Colin Van, a right merry spectacle it be! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fine landlubbers of New Hampshire, Delaware, and Rhode Island, who be settin' sail to the polls this Tuesday! Aye, it be the last hurrah before the grand showdown in November, where them scallywags be tradin' their votes like doubloons in a treasure chest!In the Granite State, the good folk be choosin' their champion to replace the outgoing captain, Gov. Chris Sununu, who be leavin' the helm. The Democrats be keepin' a keen eye on the tussle 'twixt Maggie Goodlander, a former official in Biden's fleet, and Colin Van, a scallywag who once ruled over the New Hampshire Executive Council. It be a true clash of titans, or at least a couple of landlubbers tryin' to outsmart each other!
As the sun rises on this fateful day, the air be thick with excitement, and the taverns be filled with chatter! Who will claim victory and set sail for the gubernatorial seas? Only the ballots shall tell! So hoist the sails, cast the votes, and may the best pirate win, or at least the least scurvy of 'em! Yarrr!