Arrr matey! Prepare ye hearties for a wild ride in Rhode Island's primaries, where chaos be the order o' the day!
2024-09-09
Arrr, matey! After five moons of ponderin', the good folk of Rhode Island be settin' sail to pick their champions for the Senate duel! Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse be meetin' ol' Mike Costa, a former governor wannabe, who’s tossin' gold doubloons like a sailor on a spree! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round as I regale ye with the tale of the grand political tussle brewin' in the realm of Rhode Island, where voters be settin' sail to choose their champions for the senatorial duel this autumn!In one corner, we have the stalwart Democratic Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, a fine lad with a beard that could shelter a family of seagulls. But lo! A challenger arises from the briny deep! Meet Mike Costa, a former Republican scallywag turned Democratic buccaneer, hailing from the fine port of Bristol. Aye, this Costa fellow be chargin' into the fray with a treasure chest of his own, havin' tossed a hefty sum of 200,000 doubloons into his campaign coffer!
With more than 50,000 doubloons spent on the magic of broadcast advertising, Costa be makin’ waves like a ship in a stormy sea! The election be not far off, and the good folk of Rhode Island be readying their spyglasses to see who'll navigate the treacherous waters of the U.S. Senate! Will it be the seasoned captain, Whitehouse, or the bold newcomer, Costa? Raise the anchor, hoist the sails, and let the best scallywag win!