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Arrr, Elizabeth Olsen be spillin' the beans 'bout Marvel's confused scallywags: "They be lost with me bonnie Scarlet Witch, aye!"

2024-09-09

Arrr, matey! Olsen be tickled to return to the ship if they can find a jolly way to hoist Wanda aboard! Aye, let’s set sail on this merry venture!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bear news from the treacherous seas of Hollywood! Yonder Olsen lass be a merry soul, sayin' she’d be willin' to set sail back to the silver screen if they can conjure a clever means to bring the witchy wench, Wanda, aboard! Aye, it be a right curious conundrum, fer how does one fit a sorceress into a tale without causin' a ruckus among the crew?

Me hearties, picture it! The crew be ponderin' how to best weave her magical mischief into the plot, lest they end up walkin' the plank! With her spells and charms, ol' Wanda could stir the pot, makin' the tale both thrilling and downright raucous. But fear not, fer Olsen’s spirit be as bright as a treasure chest filled with gold doubloons, ready to join the fray if the tale be worthy enough!

So raise yer tankards high and toast to the potential return of our favorite witchy lass! May the winds be ever in our favor, and may the writers find a way to bring her back without turnin' the whole ship upside down! Aye, here's hopin' they chart a course that be equal parts clever and comical, fer the sea of cinema be a wild one! Arrr!

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