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Arrr, matey! Nine scallywags, includin' a bankin’ rogue, met Davy Jones in a chopper mishap off El Salvador!

2024-09-09

Arrr, it be told that El Salvador's head o' the law, along with some high-falutin' mates and that scallywag banker, Manuel Coto, met their doom in a flying contraption gone awry! Crashin' like a clumsy sea dog, they be—talk about a poorly timed treasure hunt, eh?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the shores of El Salvador! A mighty crash of a military chariot in the skies claimed the lives of nine souls, includin' the venerable police chief and a scallywag banker named Manuel Coto, who’d just been nabbed in Honduras, like a fish caught in a net!

Now, this scallywag Coto be embroiled in a treacherous plot, pilferin' more than $35 million from the coffers of a financial ship called COSAVI. The crash, which occurred in the dark of night, be under investigation, as the military blames the winds of fate rather than the hand of mischief.

The President, Nayib Bukele, he be callin’ for a thorough inquiry, demandin' that this be more than just a mere "accident." Flags be droopin' at half-mast, honorin' the fallen chief, who was a brave captain in the battle against the wicked gangs that once ruled the land. Some say his death won't rock the boat too much, as there be plenty of capable hands ready to take the wheel.

In the end, the bodies were whisked away in a bus, guarded by the ever-watchful police. So raise a tankard to those lost, and may the seas be ever in our favor!

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