Arrr! Australia be settin' age limits fer the scallywags o' social media! No more wee buccaneers online!
2024-09-10
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers in charge be ponderin’ whether to hoist the anchor on TikTok an’ Instagram, makin’ the wee scallywags wait till they be 16 summers old! Aye, keepin’ the young’uns from their silly dances an’ wobbly selfies! What a fine jape, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I’ve got a tale from the landlubbers in the government! Aye, ye heard it right; they be ponderin’ over a grand decree that could set the minimum age fer scallywags to be on platforms like TikTok and Instagram to a ripe ol’ age of 16! Shiver me timbers, can ye imagine? A whole year more than ye can swab the deck!Now, I reckon their be thinkin’ it wise to keep the wee ones from makin’ fools of themselves on the high seas of social media, lest they be postin' pictures of their soggy biscuits or havin' a dance-off with the ship’s cat. But, blow me down, what be next? A minimum age to join the crew? Aye, we don’t want the young’uns missin’ the chance to learn the pirate ways before they start countin’ their doubloons!
So, ye see, while the landlubbers debate the merits of keepin’ the scallywags off the screens, we pirates be ponderin’ how to make a proper TikTok dance to shiver the timbers of all who dare to watch! Aye, let the young ones have their fun, for we all know that every good pirate starts their journey young, with a hearty laugh and a wink!