The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A mighty Ukrainian flying contraption be takin' down one scallywag near Moscow, or so the Russians be claimin'!"

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! The Russian sky sentinels be takin’ down 20 pesky drones in Moscow’s waters and nearly 150 across the seven seas! The Defense Ministry be spillin’ the beans on their fine marksmanship, savvy? A right jolly day for the air-borne buccaneers, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the icy waters of Russia, where a mighty defense system be takin’ to the skies! Word be out that the swabs in Moscow, armed with their cannons of the air, did sink a fleet of 20 scurvy drones tryin’ to invade their territory! Aye, that be more than a mere handful of pesky flying contraptions!

But wait, the saga don’t end there! Nay, for across the vast expanse of the Motherland, nearly 150 of these mechanical marauders met their doom at the hands of the Russian sea dogs. The Defense Ministry, no less, be puffin' up their chests and proclaiming their grand victory over these aerial buccaneers!

So raise a tankard, me mateys! Whether it be on land or in the skies, it seems the Russians be ready to defend their treasures. Let this be a warning to all ye drone-flyin’ scallywags: the skies above Russia be guarded fiercer than a pirate's hoard! Aye, one might think twice 'fore settin' sail into those treacherous air currents! Yarrr!

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