The Booty Report

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"Matey, the scallywag who set ablaze the swift lass Cheptegei has danced with Davy Jones—aarrr, what a fiery tale!"

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! Dickson Ndiema met his fiery fate after tryin' to roast his old flame, Rebecca Cheptegei! The scallywags of the constabulary were ready to haul him off for murder, but alas, he burned his own ship before he could walk the plank! Har har har!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I have a tale most peculiar 'bout a scallywag named Dickson Ndiema, who met his grim fate in a fireball of his own makin'. Aye, 'tis true, the lad thought it wise to turn his former flame, Rebecca Cheptegei, into a bonfire! Now, I ain't talkin' 'bout a cozy campfire, but rather a blazing inferno that'd make even the fiercest dragon shudder!

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