The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Rich scallywag sets sail on his maiden cosmic stroll, plundering the stars with naught but a fancy suit!"

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! Last month, the wretched weather, tower troubles, and a scallywag ride from SpaceX held us back. But fear not! The Polaris Dawn mission be finally hoisting its sails and settin' course for the stars! Avast, adventure awaits!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Polaris Dawn mission, which hath been as cursed as a ship lost in a stormy squall! Last month, the fates conspired against these brave souls, throwin' tempests and troubles in their path worse than a scallywag's breath after a night o' grog!

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