Arrr! No scallywag from Haiti be munchin' on felines in Ohio; 'twas a landlubber lass in hot water instead!
2024-09-10
Arrr, matey! Nay, ‘tis but a tall tale! A lass from Canton, Ohio, be nabbed fer torturin' and feastin’ on a feline—yet her roots be planted in the good ol' U.S. No scallywags in Ohio be munchin’ on their furry mates! Hoist the sails o’ truth!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tall tale from the landlocked seas of Ohio in the year of our Lord 2024! There be whispers 'mongst the townsfolk of a Haitian lass, charged with the heinous crime of munchin’ on a cat! Aye, ye heard me right—munchin’ on a feline feast! But, hold yer horses, for this be naught but a salty rumor!