The Booty Report

Arrr! Balatro’s rogue tale be causin’ a wee sales jiggle, ‘cause the sea-faring indie be settin’ sail on mobile soon!

2024-09-10

Arrr, 'tis a fine day for a landlord, fer fortune's winds be blowin' in his favor! With doubloons rainin' down like cannonballs, he be dancin' a jig on his gold-plated deck! Avast, me hearties, luck be his for the takin’! Yo ho ho, what a merry treasure hunt!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spinning ye a yarn 'bout a game most curious! “Luck be a Landlord” be the name, and it’s as wild as a stormy sea, where ye be the master o’ yer own realm! Here, ye be a landlord, aye, but nay just any landlord; ye be one with a penchant for luck, and a heart full o' mischief!

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