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Arrr! Tyreek Hill, that scallywag dolphin, be no saint in the run-in with the law, says ESPN's ol' Stephen A!

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! Stephen A. Smith, the ESPN scallywag, be claimin’ on the morrow that Tyreek Hill ain't washed clean o' blame in the ruckus that landed him in the brig! Aye, the lad's still swimmin' in troubled waters! Savvy?

Avast ye scallywags! It seems the infamous ESPN swashbuckler, Stephen A. Smith, be suggestin' that the Miami Dolphins' fleet-footed Tyreek Hill ain't free from blame in a recent rumble with the law down in Florida! Aye, the Miami-Dade constables be sharin’ footage of the scuffle, showin' Hill bein’ yanked from his chariot and cuffed like a common landlubber near the Hard Rock Stadium.

Smith, with his sharp tongue, declared that neither the lawmen nor Hill be blameless in this tangle. “We can’t let Tyreek off the hook completely just 'cause he be quick on the field,” he bellowed, maintainin’ that Hill’s uncooperative ways led to the tempest. He urged that when the constables callin’ ye over, ye best be rollin’ down yer window and cooperatin’ like a proper sailor, lest ye find yerself in hot water, or worse, handcuffed!

Hill himself, rattled by the ordeal, spoke of fear for his life but hopes to turn this stormy sea into a smoother sailin’. So, let this be a lesson to all ye scoundrels: whether ye be a swift-footed wide receiver or a humble pirate, when the law be knockin’, ye best mind yer manners! Arrr!

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