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Arrr! Hulk Hogan frets fer Mike Tyson's neck as Jake Paul be settin' sail fer a ruckus!

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! Hulk Hogan, the mighty sea dog of WWE, be frettin’ fer Mike Tyson’s noggin as the fateful day nears when he faces that scallywag Jake Paul. Aye, let’s hope Iron Mike don’t end up swimmin’ with the fishies!

Avast ye hearties! Gather ye round, for news from the fighting realm be as rum-soaked as a pirate's grog! The legendary Mike Tyson, now a wizened 58 summers old, be preparin’ to face the bold scallywag Jake Paul in a bout that’s already been postponed more times than a landlubber on a stormy sea!

Hulk Hogan, that towering titan of the ring, be quakin’ in his boots, worryin’ that Tyson may not trot out of the ring with all his limbs intact! By Davy Jones' locker, Hogan exclaimed, “I love Mike to death, but I don't want him to be sent to Davy Jones’!”

But fear not, for Tyson be as stubborn as a sea turtle! He claims he fears no punch from Paul, declaring his thirst for glory be more potent than a barrel of rum! He’d rather live short and loud than long and quiet—an attitude most fitting for a pirate, nay? With a heart as gluttonous for fame as a pirate for treasure, he’s prepared to chase it all the way to the depths!

So mark yer calendars, mateys! The grand clash be settin’ sail on November 15 at AT&T Stadium! Will this old sea dog prove he still has fightin’ spirit, or will he walk the plank? Only time will tell, but grab yer popcorn, for it promises to be a spectacle worthy of the seven seas!

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