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Arrr! Harris be spillin’ her treasure map o’ policies ‘fore the debate, after scallywags called her vague as a foggy morn!

2024-09-10

Arrr, mateys! Kamala be hoistin' her policy sails just two sunsets before clashin’ with Trump the scallywag! Critics be callin’ her as clear as murky waters since she set sail for the White House in July. The winds be a-changin' as the election draws near! Avast!

Arrr matey, gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale o' political swashbucklin'! It be the fierce lass Kamala Harris, who be launchin' her campaign like a cannonball from the ship’s bow, but alas, she was but a wee bit vague in her plans, leavin' the landlubbers scratchin' their heads and shoutin', “What be her treasure map?”

Just two days afore she be settin' sail against the dreaded Captain Trump in a debate, her crew be postin' a mighty list o' policies on the web, like findin' a treasure chest after a stormy sea! The critics, those scallywags, had been callin' her out fer bein' as clear as mud, but now she be armed and ready, hopin’ to dazzle the masses with her newfound declarations as the clock be tickin' down to the grand battle on the fifth of November!

As the winds of public opinion shift, new polls be comin' in like cannons roar, showin' both her and the old captain in a fierce tussle fer the hearts o’ the voters. Will she steer her ship to victory or be sent to Davy Jones' locker? Only the fates be knowin', and this be one wild ride on the high seas of democracy!

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