Arrr! Trump be jabberin' 'bout Kamala's plans like a parrot on a treasure chest! What a scallywag's tale!
2024-09-10
Arrr, matey! Trump’s crew be laughin’ heartily at Kamala’s fancy “policy page.” They say, “She’s charted a ‘New Way Forward’ after four years of shipwrecks in the White House! What be she smokin’?” A right jolly jest, indeed! Avast, let the election games begin!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the political seas, where the winds be blowin' foul! The scallywags of the Trump crew be takin' aim at the lady known as Kamala Harris, who recently hoisted the sails on her “policy page.” Aye, it be a sight to behold, though some might call it a grand ol’ joke!“Kamala, me heartie, ye be callin' it a 'New Way Forward,' but ye’ve been steerin' the ship in the White House for four long years, and it be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in a barrel o’ rum!” bellowed the Trump War Room crew on the X seas, once known as Twitter. They be not holdin’ back as they cast doubts on her plans, likin’ 'em to a misbegotten treasure map that leads to Davy Jones' locker!
The lady’s page be splittin’ into four sections, but alas, the crew be wonderin' if it be filled with gold or mere fool's gold! Each section be a mysterious whirlpool of promises, but the pirates be skeptical, for they’ve seen many a shipwreck in these waters. Will Kamala find her compass or be lost to the depths? Only time will tell, savvy?