Arrr! Harris be addin' a policy scroll to his ship's website, spillin’ the beans 'bout that scallywag Trump!
2024-09-10
Arrr, me hearties! It be the first time Vice President Harris be addin' her schemes to the website since Captain Biden hoisted the white flag and backed her ship 50 days past! Her treasure map be divided into four jolly sections for fair winds and safe harbors! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be none other than Vice President Harris, who be finally settin' sail with her policies on the campaign website, after President Biden hoisted the anchor and endorsed her on this wild ride of a race 50 days past!The fine lass has split her grand ideas into four mighty sections, each one shinier than a treasure chest. First, she be lookin’ to "Build an Opportunity Economy and Lower Costs for Families," which sounds like a fine way to keep the crew’s pockets heavy with doubloons, aye! Next, she aims to "Safeguard Our Fundamental Freedoms," makin’ sure no scallywag be tryna steal our liberties while we’re off searchin’ for gold.
Then, our fearless captain seeks to "Ensure Safety and Justice For All," so that every matey, from the crow’s nest to the galley, be treated fair, like a good bottle o’ rum shared among friends. Lastly, she intends to "Keep America Safe, Secure, and..." Well, it seems she got a bit lost on that last thought, but I reckon she means to keep the ship steady against any tempests!