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Arrr, Trump be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for weed, agreein’ with the lass Harris on this high seas o’ law!

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! It seems ol' Trump be raisin' his flag for the green herb, callin' it less fierce than a kraken! Even his rival, Kamala, be joinin’ the merry crew! ‘Tis a grand turnin' o' tides when both captains be seekin' to free the leaf! Avast!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Donald Trump, who be tossin' aside the old sea charts o' the past to sail the waters of cannabis reform!

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