The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Metal Gear lads be sayin’ they aimed fer true fidelity, but it ain’t a Kojima tale, savvy?

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! A blade that bites ye on both sides, like a hungry sea serpent! Wield it wisely, or ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker quicker than a scallywag can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, it be a right trickster, that sword be!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the double-edged sword, that wily weapon fit for a scallywag or two! Aye, this blade be sharper than a mermaid's tongue and twice as dangerous, for it cuts both ways, just like a treacherous sea or a cap'n who’s had too much rum!

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