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Arrr! The scallywag who painted them phony Kamala Eagles be baffled how they landed at the bus stops, matey!

2024-09-10

Arrr! The scallywag artist who be claimin' the glory for them posters at the Philadelphia bus stops be sayin' he’s as clueless as a landlubber, makin’ it seem like the crew be backin’ Kamala Harris! A fine jolly jest, if ye ask me!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a cheeky poster that made waves in the fair city of Philadelphia. A scallywag by the name of Winston Tseng be claimin’ credit fer a jolly piece of art that showed the fine Kamala Harris donned in Eagles gear, claimin’ her as the “official candidate of the Philadelphia Eagles.” Alas, the artwork be a forgery, and Tseng later admitted it was meant to poke fun at political endorsements and not to promote any campaign, savvy?

Ye see, the mischief took place at a bus stop, where the scallywag’s creation ended up, much to the chagrin of the Eagles’ loyal fans. One buccaneer named Joe from South Philly took it upon himself to cover the sly posters with the Eagles’ true statement, proclaimin’ they had no part in this hoax. He be raisin' a ruckus about the deceit, warnin' folks that lies be foulin’ the waters of democracy, arrr!

As the debate 'twixt Harris and Trump looms on the horizon, this tale of art and mischief reminds us that even in politics, ye can’t be too careful with yer endorsements. So hoist the sails, me hearties, and keep a weather eye out for more shenanigans in the high seas of American politics!

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