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Arrr, matey! Denzel Ward’s better half and her scallywag spouse be patchin' up landlubbers for swift recoveries, aye!

2024-09-10

Ahoy! Dr. Chad and Dr. Mary Teague be the scallywags behind Code Chiro in Ohio! They be keepin’ the bones o’ mighty athletes in shipshape, tendin’ to the likes of those from the NBA and NFL. Avast, a fine crew they be!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the ramblings of Dr. Mary and Chad Teague, the fine couple of chiro'practors who be keepin' them professional athletes in shipshape! These scallywags endure trainin' so fierce it’d make a kraken weep, trainin' harder than a deckhand scrubbing the captain's boots!

Why, they be stretchin' and warm-upin' like ‘tis a barrel of rum! They’ve worked with the likes of Denzel Ward, who be as proactive as a parrot squawkin' for crackers, preppin' himself to avoid concussions and keepin' his body as sturdy as a ship in a storm.

With the aid of their wondrous establishment, Code Chiro, this dynamic duo sails a course through the seas of recovery, assistin' athletes like a trusty first mate! They be comparin' injuries among sports, with football givin' more bumps and bruises, and basketball riddled with tendon woes. The good doctors encourage movement like a crew toils at the oars, for that be the cure to keepin' landlubbers fit!

So heed the wisdom of these mighty healers! Chiropractic be not just for crackin’ backs, but a treasure trove of movement to ensure ye can lift yer tankard and dance a jig without fear of pain! Arrr!

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