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Arrr, matey! Congress be snoopin' 'round, discoverin' Cuomo and crew penned a yarn 'bout them nursing homes!

2024-09-10

Arrr, on a fine Sunday morn last February, young James Malatras be getting a jolly ol’ missive from the once mighty Governor Cuomo! “Now that the squall be passed, how be ye faring, matey? Talent always be winning, aye! Fair winds, Andrew!” Aye, the tides be strange!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be spillin' the tale of one James Malatras on a fine Sunday morn in the month of February, when a mysterious message from the former captain of the ship o' the state, Andrew M. Cuomo, did land upon his vessel. Aye, it be one o' the rare occasions that these two scallywags did parley in nigh three long years!

With a wink and a nod, Cuomo's missive read like a treasure map, leadin’ to curious thoughts: “Now that the dust be settlin’ and truths be comin' to light, I thought I’d check in on ye, lad!” he scribbled. “I reckon ye’ll be doin’ splendidly, fer true talent and quality be havin’ the last laugh, savvy? Best wishes, Andrew.”

Now, ye might ponder why this letter in a bottle floated back to Malatras’ shore. Could it be a jolly jest or a hint o' camaraderie amidst the tempest? Only the winds o' fate know! As our tale unfolds, it be clear that even in the stormy seas of politics, a pirate’s heart ever beats true, and friendships can weather the fiercest gales, aye! So raise a tankard and toast to the curious ways o' the high seas of governance!

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