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"Did Tim Walz beakin’ let Minneapolis blaze like a ship in a cannonball fight, savvy?"

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! Thar be a spot o’ sorrow where George Floyd met his fate, now a shrine fit fer mermaids! Cup Foods be reborn as Unity Foods, and the cursed curb be bloom’n with wildflowers! Aye, the scorched gas station turned into a parley spot fer wayward souls!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the years past, after the foul deed done to George Floyd, a matey who met a grim fate. The very spot where he took his last breath now be a hallowed shrine, a tribute to a soul lost to the cruel hands of injustice. Cup Foods, where this brave sailor once procured his smokes with a counterfeit doubloon, hath cast off its old name and now be known as Unity Foods, a beacon of hope in these troubled seas.

The curbside, where the dastardly Officer Derek Chauvin knelt upon Floyd's neck like a scallywag on a treasure chest, now be adorned with planter boxes bursting with wildflowers, as if Mother Nature herself be payin' homage to the fallen. Aye, the torched gas station across the way, once a den of despair, hath become a lively gathering place for the crew, an open-air meeting spot where the community be settlin' their differences and chartin' a new course for justice.

So raise yer tankards, me mateys, to a place transformed by the spirits of those who dare to fight! May the winds of change fill our sails and carry us toward fairer waters!

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