"Arrr, matey! RFK Jr. be me grog supplier, savvy? His wares got me sea legs a-dancin'!"
2024-09-10
Arrr, matey! The top swab of the third-party crew, a green-thumbed lawyer kin to old sea dogs of the left, has jumped ship! He’s now rallyin' 'round the flag of a landlubber president who'd scuttle the seas! Oh, the irony be thicker than grog in a barrel!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings o’ great folly! The chief mate o’ the third-party ship, a lawyer o’ the green seas and a true son o’ the famed Democratic fleet, hath thrown down his cutlass and jumped ship! Aye, this landlubber, who be kin to legendary seafarers o’ the liberal waves, now sails with the most notorious anti-environment captain in all o' history!