Arrr, these scallywag election snoopers be gettin' death threats! Now they be hidin' like a landlubber from a kraken!
2024-09-11
Arrr, matey! The New York Times be chattin' with some brave souls of the Venezuela crew! They claim Edmundo Gonzáles bested ol' Nicolás Maduro in a right July ruckus! But alas, death threats chased ‘em off like scallywags, makin' 'em flee the high seas of their homeland!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the brave souls o’ Venezuela! Aye, the fine folks at The New York Times did set sail on a quest to find the truth behind the recent hullabaloo in the land o’ palm trees and tango. It be true, they discovered that one Edmundo Gonzáles, a swashbuckler of the opposition, did best the dastardly Nicolás Maduro in a contest o’ votes this past July. Glory be!But lo! The seas be treacherous for those who dare to challenge the tyrant! After their grand revelation, our gallant volunteers found themselves in perilous waters, as the nefarious supporters of Maduro came a’calling with threats more fearsome than a kraken in a stormy sea. Faced with such danger, these valiant crew members were forced to abandon ship and flee the country, seeking refuge like a shipwrecked sailor on a distant isle.
So raise yer mugs high for Edmundo and his band of electioneers! They’ve cast their lot against the winds o' despair, and though they’ve sailed away, their spirit be as bright as a treasure chest full o' gold. Arrr, may their tale spread like wildfire across the seven seas!