Arrr! The mighty Missouri Court be sayin’: Aye, let the folks vote on the lady's choice! Avast, ballots away!
2024-09-11
Arrr, mateys! The mighty court o’ Missouri be settin’ sail to let the landlubbers vote on a notion to restore the fair practice of abortin’ wee ones! With over 250,000 scallywags signin’ the petition, 'tis time for a raucous ballot in November! Avast, let the people decide!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the heart o' Missouri, where the wise seafarers o' the state's top court have decreed that a grand decision shall be made this November! Aye, it be a battle o' rights, as the good folk be lookin' to restore the sacred right to abortion after bein' cast adrift fer over two years.The cunning organizers, like crafty sea dogs, have scoured the land and gathered a treasure trove o' signatures—more than 250,000, if ye can believe it! They be petitionin' the powers that be, and lo and behold, the secretary o' state's office has thrown their support behind the cause. This amendment be seekin' to grant women the right to choose until the wee ones be ready to take their first breath, or as the landlubbers call it, fetal viability.
So, hoist the sails and ready the ballot, fer this here amendment be sailin' straight into the hands o' the voters! In true pirate fashion, we be awaitin' the outcome with bated breath, hopin' the good people o' Missouri steer the ship towards freedom and choice! Arrr, let the winds o' change be favorable!