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Arrr, Trump swaggered into the media's spin den after the debate, like a captain in a stormy tavern!

2024-09-11

Arrr, mateys! Ol’ Trump be sayin’ he’d spin the reporters like a sailor on a stormy sea! While his crew of advisers be chattin’ in the spin room, he swaggered in after battlin’ Harris, claimin’ he be the fiercest captain to sail the debate! Aye, what a jolly jest!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a fine tale from the treacherous seas of politics! Mr. Trump, that swashbucklin’ rogue, declared he’d take the helm o’ the reporters himself, lettin' none other spin the yarns o' his grand debate performance!

Now, while his crew o’ advisers, trusty spokesfolk, and even his trusty first mate be settlin' in the “spin room” to chat with the landlubber journalists, our cap’n Trump sauntered in like he owned the place! Less than an hour after he’d exchanged barbs with the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, he strutted into the midst o’ the scribes, all puffed up and certain he’d delivered a mighty blow in the duel o' words!

“It was…” he began, with a twinkle in his eye, ready to regale the crowd with tales o' his exploits. The reporters, eager as barnacles on a ship’s hull, awaited his every word. And so the stage was set for a night o’ jests and jabs, as the captain claimed victory on the high seas of debate, leavin’ the landlubbers wonderin’ if they’d just witnessed a true spectacle or a mere mirage on the horizon!

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