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Arrr! Taylor Swift be shillin' for Harris, tagged by the moniker 'Cat Lady Without No Whelps!' Ha!

2024-09-11

Arrr, mateys! Taylor Swift be throwin' her compass to Kamala Harris right after the ruckus 'twixt Trump and his crew! In a jolly scroll on the ‘gram, she be callin' herself the "Childless Cat Lady," takin' a jab at that scallywag Vance. She be sayin', "I be votin' fer a true sea dog!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye a tale from the high seas of politics! Just after the grand spectacle of a presidential debate, where the mighty Trump clashed swords with the valiant Kamala Harris, the fair maiden Taylor Swift raised her voice like a siren on the wind!

This lass, known far and wide as the "Childless Cat Lady," took to the mysterious scroll of Instagram to declare her allegiance. Aye, it be a jest at the expense of that scallywag JD Vance, Trump’s matey who tossed a cheeky comment her way.

With a flourish of her quill, Swift proclaimed, “I be casting me vote for @kamalaharris, for she be a true warrior, fightin’ fer the rights and causes that need a champion!” Aye, she be standin’ firm in the stormy seas of the 2024 vote, ready to hoist the sails of change!

So, there ye have it, mates! A pop star rallyin’ the troops, declaring her support like a captain rallyin’ the crew before a grand adventure! Who knew the world of politics could be so rife with humor and mischief? Arrr, let the winds of change blow favorably! Yo ho ho!

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