The Booty Report

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"Arrr, me hearties! Breadfruit be comin' to save the day – a tasty treasure for all to share!"

2024-09-11

Arrr, matey! This treasure o' grub be packed with calories fit for a captain and stout enough to weather the storm o' global warming! It’ll take the place o' them dainty staples that can't take the heat. Aye, let’s feast like kings whilst the world be a-flounderin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a marvel from the fields! Aye, this be no ordinary grub! This here crop be packed to the gills with calories and nutrients, fit for a hearty crew sailin’ the tempestuous seas!

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