Arrr! WNBA crew be blastin’ the captain fer her jibber-jabber 'bout the clash o' Clark and Reese!
2024-09-11
Arrr, the WNBA crew be raisin' a ruckus on Tuesday, givin' a right tongue-lashin' to Captain Engelbert! She tried to sail past their tales of foul treatment, but the scallywags weren’t havin' it! Aye, a storm be brewin' in the league's waters, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a foul tempest brewin' in the realm of hoops! WNBA’s chief, Cathy Engelbert, found herself walkin' the plank after respondin' to questions about the vile mutterin's o' racism and hate spewin' at the fair lassies playin' ball. In a moment where she should've wielded her sword against such treachery, she instead likened it to a grand rivalry, likin' it to the legendary Bird and Magic saga—aye, a misstep in these troubled waters!Terri Jackson, the WNBPA’s Captain o' the ship, quickly set sail on the opposite tide, suggestin' Engelbert's words were as misguided as a ship lost in a storm. She echoed a call to arms against the toxic swab of hate that be plaguein’ their precious sport, insistin' it be cast out to the depths where it belongs!
Followin' the uproar, Engelbert backtracked on her words like a scallywag caught in a storm, claimin’ there be no room for hate in the WNBA—aye, we all know that, lass! The rivalry o' Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese may stir passion, but it should never be a reason for such foul tongues! So, let us raise our tankards to the players and their fearless fight against the dark seas o' bigotry, may the winds favor their sails!