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Arrr! Caitlin Clark be smitten by Taylor Swift’s shout fer Harris to rule the seas of politics!

2024-09-11

Arrr, me hearties! Young Caitlin Clark, fresh from the Indiana seas, be likin' the fair Taylor Swift's shout for Vice President Kamala Harris after she tangled with the old sea dog, Donald Trump. Aye, 'tis a curious alliance on this treacherous political tide! Savvy?

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the fair Caitlin Clark, a star of the Indiana Fever crew, who be dippin' her toes in the murky waters of politics on a fateful eve! Aye, she liked the grand songstress Taylor Swift’s proclamation of support for Vice President Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential battle in 2024.

Over 8 million scallywags on the Instagram seas joined her in this show of favor! Swift, after a raucous debate between Harris and the former captain of chaos, Donald Trump, let loose a clarion call to her fans, urging them to do their homework on the candidates. She declared, "I’m votin' for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, for they be champions of the causes I hold dear!"

But beware, me mateys! Swift spoke of foul AI trickery, claiming false endorsements had sailed upon the digital winds, causin' her to take a stand and be transparent like the clearest waters! With a wink, she advised first-time voters to register and make their voices heard before the waves of election day arrive.

Though Caitlin be not shanghaied into endorsin' any candidate outright, she hails from Iowa, a land where votes be as tumultuous as the high seas. So, keep yer spyglasses sharp and watch how the tides turn in this grand election adventure! Yarrr!

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