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Arrr, in South Carolina, Dawn Staley be holdin' Biden’s hand, tossin’ jests ‘bout his quest for another treasure map!

2024-09-11

Arrr matey! In the fair land o' South Carolina, Coach Dawn Staley be holdin' the hand o' President Biden, just months after throwin' a cheeky jab at his quest fer another voyage in the political seas! Avast, what a jolly jest that be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Coach Dawn Staley and her victorious crew o' Gamecocks, who be celebratin' their championship spoils at the White House, rubbin' elbows with none other than the President Biden himself! Aye, it be a fine day for baskeball and political parley!

Now, ye see, months prior, our lass Staley had distanced herself from the ol’ Biden ship after a debacle of a debate. But lo and behold, there she was, hand-in-hand with the cap’n at the grand ceremony! She raised her tankard to the Bidens, thankin' them for their hospitality while reflectin' on the grand journey of South Carolina—particularly the day the Confederate flag was cast down like an old sail that no longer catches the wind!

Staley spake of unity and diversity, like a true captain rallyin' her crew, hopin' this moment serves as a reminder of the power of togetherness! She even had a cheeky chat with the former President Obama, requestin’ to "borrow" his missus for a spell—what a scallywag she be!

Alas, Biden stepped down from the presidential race, lettin' Vice President Harris take the helm. So raise a glass, me mateys, to basketball, unity, and the jolly adventures of Coach Staley and her ship of champions!

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