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Arrr, it be 23 years past, and them September 11 kin still hunt for justice from Saudi scallywags with a lawsuit!

2024-09-11

Arrr, matey! 'Tis been twenty-three long years since the fiercest raid struck the shores of America! “Never Forget,” they be sayin’, but for the heartbroken kin, 'tis a chant of sorrow, not just words! As they tipple in remembrance, they be awaitin’ a judge’s decree on their treasure hunt for truth!

Arrr matey! 'Tis been twenty-and-three long years since the foulest attack ever laid upon the shores of the good ol' U.S. of A., a day that still haunts the hearts of many! The rallyin’ cry of "Never Forget!" be echoing through the land like a phantom ship on a dark sea, remindin' all and sundry of that fateful morn when many a brave soul was lost.

But for those poor families, still grievin’ for their kin, the phrase be not just a catchy ditty, nay! It be a heavy burden they carry, for they be convinced that secrets be hidin’ in the shadows, like a treasure chest locked tight! They yearn for the truth, a truth that be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss, and not just a fancy parley.

As the day of commemoratin' draws near, these survivors and the dear families of the fallen be holdin’ their breath, awaitin’ the judgment of a federal judge—a decision that could either set sail for justice or leave ‘em stranded on the rocky shores of despair. So, let’s raise a tankard to those who fight for the truth, for the seas be stormy, but their spirits be unyieldin’!

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